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2 October 2008 Charles J. Brown
10:01 pm

Live Blogging the VP Debate II


9:37  Question on partner benefits.  Biden hits it out of the park.  Palin:  choosing to be gay?  IT’S NOT A CHOICE YOU DIMWIT.  Palin argues gay marriage.

9:38  When Biden said that he and Obama don’t support gay marriage, Molly said “coward.”

9:39  Here we go — foreign policy.  Palin is clenching her teeth while talking about Iraq.  Repeating the lie that Obama did not support the troops.

9:40  Palin:  I oppose early withdrawal.  Maybe that’s why she has five kids.

9:41  Iraq:  McCain is noun, verb, Petraeus.  Obama is noun, verb, Maliki.  Biden then hits on the timeline issue, fact that Iraq is spending money

9:42  OOOH Palin just called Biden a surrender monkey!  Shouldn’t the Iraqi government tell us when they’re ready?  And she just called Obama worse than a surrender monkey. . . a surrender ferret?

9:44  Biden is failing to do something fairly important:  he’s failing to link McCain and Bush.

9:45  Hey Gwen, why the false dichotomy on Iran and Pakistan?

9:46  Biden is hitting all the points on Pakistan-Iran, but does anyone care?

9:47  Hey Sarah, who is that leader of al Qaeda?  How many times did she practice Ahmadinejad?

9:48  Damn.  I didn’t pick Ahmadinejad in our drinking game.  Palin plays the Israel card.

9:49  Especially Henry!  News flash:  Dictators hate America!!!  Who knew?

9:50  Dueling Ahmadinejads!!  Biden plays Spain card.

9:51  “Secretary Rice meeting with leaders on one side or the other dere.”  Friends, that’s experience we can believe in.

9:52  She’s gone from a noun, a verb, and energy to a noun, a verb, and Israel.

9:53  Joe Biden just referred to himself in the third person.

9:54  Does Palin know the difference between Hezbollah and Hamas?  Finally he talks about Administration, but fails to say Bush.

9:54  Americans are going to get tired of pointing fingers at the Bush Administration?  HAHAHAHAHAHA.

9:55  THERE we go.  McCain = Bush.  Over and over again.  And switch to new question leaves no response.

9:56  Nuclear weapons would be the be-all and end-all to too many people.  Here we go — Incoherence alert!

9:57  STOP SAYING NUC-U-LAR!!!

9:57  She’s lying more about Obama’s record than McCain does.

9:58  Biden needs to stop speaking of himself in the third person.

9:59  Biden is talking circles around her, but she’s not cratering.  Bet pundits will say she won.

10:00  Palin is actually coherent and forceful on Afghanistan.

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