Former Daily Show correspondent Rob Corddry:

You know who wants you to believe that you can’t have a heightened sense of irony and still be organized? Messy ironists.

My problem isn’t that I don’t think you can be organized and ironic.  My problem is that my attention span is even more limited than Glen Beck’s conception of ethics.

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