Wait — it’s not Meghan? Aubrey O’Day? You sure? You’ve never seen them photographed together, have you?
Hat tip: Ta-Nehisi Coates
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From the McCainBlogette store: McLovin’-McCain 2008! I can see their campaign slogan now: old enough to buy beer with a fake i.d., old enough to fight for our country. Now that’s a ticket we all can get behind!
Does Judd Apatow know about this? After all, he is far more powerful than John McCain. . .
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Or anyone else for that matter:
“No one knows what war is like other than my family. Period.”
I’m glad we got that cleared up. I know that if I were a soldier or a member of a military family, I would want a pampered little princess telling me that I don’t know what war is like.
Last time we checked in with Meghan, she and her (paid-to-be-her) friends were having fun joking around with Henry Kissinger and pretending to be actual working people. Those wacky kidders!
Since that was quite a while ago, I thought I’d stop by and see what America’s favorite beer heiress has been up to lately. So I went back and checked her blog.
The sacrifices I make for you people.
Turns out there was some kind of convention or something in St. Paul last week. Who knew? Here are a few of the photos that Meghan’s “friend” (if “friend” is defined as a full-time professional photographer that either the campaign or mommy has hired to follow Meghan around) took for her, along with the captions Meghan wrote for each photo.
Meghan: “I want a ‘WE LOVE CINDY’ sign!
…because it’s the only way she can get Mom’s attention?
Meghan: “McCain-Palin water bottles!”
. . .because Republicans have not done enough to trash the environment!
Meghan: “During Dad’s intro video, there was a baby picture of me on the huge screen.”
. . .because Republicans NEVER exploit their children for political purposes!
Meghan: “More Kissinger!”
. . .because all the other Republican war criminals were either in Washington or sent overseas.
Okay, hang on a second. Kissinger in a cowboy hat? WTF? That’s almost as strange as a pitbull wearing lipstick. And what is up with Meghan’s odd obsession with Kissinger? This is the third or fourth post I’ve read where I wanted to scratch my eyes out with a dull spoon she had photos of Special-K.
Meghan: “This baby’s outfit is so cute.”
. . .because I swear to God that we Republicans will never ever ever. . .well, hardly ever. . .ruthlessly exploit children for political imagery.
Meghan: “Babies always bring a smile to mom’s face.”
. . .except after Botox sessions. And how many times do I have to say it??? Republicans absolutely DO NOT EVER exploit children for political purposes except when we want to.
You can almost read Cindy’s mind here: Trig, you’re worth at least a million votes to us, kid.
Meghan: “Mom looks fabulous!”
. . .because it’s not every day that you can put together a $300,000 outfit to talk about helping poor people in New Orleans.
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. I now understand why John McCain hates the bloggers.
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