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1 December 2008 Charles J. Brown
05:11 pm

When Stupidity Strikes


It’s good to know that really smart people are running things over at CNN (h/t: Think Progress)

It’s as if CNN learned everything they think they need to know from “Gone Quiet,” that horrible episode of The West Wing where Hal Holbrook, playing “the Assistant Secretary of State” for Curmudgeonly Old American Affairs, lectures President Bartlett.  Memo to CNN (and Aaron Sorkin, for that matter):  there are something like forty Assistant Secretaries of State, and none of them have anything to do with domestic constituencies.

This just demonstrates the degree to which the MSM doesn’t understand the most basic mechanics mechanisms of U.S. foreign policy.  But then again, they never had to learn any of this under Bush, did they?

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30 November 2008 Midwest McGarry
01:46 pm

Maureen Dowd Call Your Office


Did anyone else cringe a little when they read Maureen Dowd’s column this morning?

Titled “A Penny For My Thoughts?,” Dowd does a fine job describing how newspaper work is being outsourced to… wait for it… India.

Hmmm, I know I have read something else recently in the news about India. What was it?

Oh yeah, I remember: a horrific terrorist attack which left over 170 dead, gripped the world’s attention for three solid days, and is now unfolding as a standoff between two nuclear armed nations.

Given all this, doesn’t it just feel weird for a major columnist, writing for America’s leading newspaper, in a prime Sunday slot, to point out that an Indian journalist was confused about what the Rose Bowl really is?

Couldn’t that wait a week?

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28 November 2008 Chris Larson
08:17 pm

Un-Bauer-able: The Return of “24″


So Jack Bauer, America’s favorite torturer and all around sociopath, is back!

Jack will spend the next 24 hours in the fictional African country of Sangala “saving the children” from what looks like a vicious child soldier-recruiting rebel.  That, of course, will make up for all the horrible stuff he’s done in the past.

So the new and improved Jack. . .

  • is now killing caricatures of Africans rather than caricatures of Arabs;
  • doesn’t have to worry about beating the hell out of people because he’s in Africa, which of course doesn’t have laws or something;
  • can shoot people while standing in the middle of a crowded African street and not worry about hitting innocents;
  • loves the kids, even if it means having to shoot people in front of them;
  • cannot, even with all his powers, get a nasty American official to open the damn gate.

Wait a second.  Wasn’t last year supposed to be Bauer’s redemption?  Didn’t they even name it “24: Redemption”?  How many times can this guy  be redeemed?  Will next year be “24:  Jack Gets an Indulgence from Pope Innocent IX”?

Instead of “24: Exile,” They should just call it what it is: “24: We Know the Whole Torturing Arabs Thing Doesn’t Seem to Be Working Anymore.”

Of course, rehabilitation of Wacko Jacko doesn’t mean that the producers have completely abandoned their neoconservative conspiracy theorist ways:  Bauer refuses to return to Washington to testify before a Senate committee investigating his past crimes, and it looks like one of the villains, as Diplopundit notes, is the most officious, insensitive foreign service officer in history.  He not only hates Jack, he hates the children.  The bastard.

My only hope is that this storyline will so bore the hell out of the American people that they will flee from “24: Exile” like. . .well, like everyone flees from Jack Bauer whenever he pulls out a gun.

Then, at last, our long national prime time nightmare finally will be over.

UPDATE:  This is actually from Charlie, not Chris.  Not quite sure how that happened, but I can’t change it.

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26 November 2008 Charles J. Brown
04:55 pm

Goldsmith’s Tortured Apologia


I’m surprised that I have seen absolutely nothing in the blogosphere about Jack Goldsmith’s piece in today’s WaPo, which argues that the Obama Administration should forgive and forget when it comes to the Bush Administration’s torture policies:

[Both prosecution and a bipartisan commission are] bad ideas. They would bring little benefit, and they would further weaken the Justice Department and the CIA in ways that would compromise our security. . . .

Second-guessing lawyers’ wartime decisions under threat of criminal and ethical sanctions may sound like a good idea to those who believe those lawyers went too far in the fearful days after Sept. 11, 2001. But the greater danger now is that lawyers will become excessively cautious in giving advice and will substitute predictions of political palatability for careful legal judgment. . . .

When the CIA was asked to engage in aggressive tactics early in the Bush administration, it knew from bitter experience that the political winds would change and that it might be subject to “retroactive discipline.” And so it sought approval from the president and his Cabinet, informed congressional leadership many times about what it was doing and got what it thought were airtight legal opinions from the Justice Department.

But these safeguards failed, and the CIA is once again mired in investigation and controversy. The lesson learned by many at the agency is that politically sensitive counterterrorism actions should be avoided, even if they are deemed legal and even if they have the express approval of political officials. We are going to be living with this skittishness for a long time, to the detriment of our security.

Yet another round of investigations during the Obama administration, even by a bipartisan commission, would exacerbate this problem. It would also bring little benefit. The people in government who made mistakes or who acted in ways that seemed reasonable at the time but now seem inappropriate have been held publicly accountable by severe criticism, suffering enormous reputational and, in some instances, financial losses. Little will be achieved by further retribution.

Jack Goldsmith emerged as a hero among critics of the current Administration’s torture policies, largely as a result of his tenure as head of the Office of Legal Counsel at the Justice Department.  During his brief time there, Goldsmith stood up to David Addington, Alberto Gonzales, and Dick Cheney by withdrawing John Yoo’s infamous 2002 memo, which had redefined torture as physical suffering “equivalent in intensity to the pain accompanying serious physical injury” or mental suffering that had to “result in signifcant psychological harm. . .lasting for months and years.”  Goldsmith deserves significant credit for his courage, and for writing The Terror Presidency, which described in detail his efforts to rein in Addington, Gonzales, and, ultimately, Cheney and Bush.

But he’s dead wrong to suggest that an Obama Administration should forget the past.

The first thing that struck me about Goldsmith’s piece is that, other than the headline (which most likely was written by someone at WaPo, not Goldsmith himself), he bends over backwards not to use the word “torture”: Instead, he uses a number of increasingly ridiculous euphemisms:  “what many view as the Bush administration’s harsh, abusive and illegal interrogation program,” “interrogation and related programs,” “wartime decisions,” “aggressive tactics,” “politically sensitive counterterrorism actions,” “mistakes” and “ways that seemed reasonable at the time but now seem inappropriate.”

Goldsmith apparently can’t bring himself to admit that the Bush Administration actually tortured people.  It’s not hard to recognize the reason for his reluctance:  prior to becoming Assistant Attorney General, Goldsmith held other posts, including in the Office of the General Counsel in the Pentagon.  Despite his decision to withdraw the Yoo memo, he could face legal jeopardy should any future investigation recommend prosecution.  So, as he himself acknowledges, it is in his interest to argue against any investigation.

But there are greater problems with Goldsmith’s arguments than merely self-interest.  The first is his suggestion that “Second-guessing lawyers’ wartime decisions under threat of criminal and ethical sanctions may sound like a good idea to those who believe those lawyers went too far in the fearful days after Sept. 11, 2001.”  The irony, of course, is that it was Goldsmith himself who was one of the first to second-guess Addington and Yoo.  His June 14, 2004 decision to withdraw Yoo’s memo was the beginning of the end of the Bush Administration’s unfettered license to do as it saw fit with those it detained.  For Goldsmith now to suggest that others should not do what he already did is at best inconsistent and at worst, smacks of a cover up of other memos or actions that have not yet seen the light of day.

The second is Goldsmith’s attempt to further muddy the waters by suggesting that current investigations by Congress, Justice, and the CIA should also look at Congress’s role and potential illegalities approved under the Clinton Administration.  Although I agree with Goldsmith that Clinton-era officials must be held accountable for approving the rendition of drug offenders, it is a bit disingenuous to suggest that the policies of the Clinton Administration should be put on the same footing as those of its successor.  To assign equal weight to Clinton- and Bush-era policies is not unlike suggesting that someone who smokes pot occasionally should be subjected to the same level of accountability as a drug kingpin.

The third and by far most significant problem with Goldsmith’s piece is his suggestion that any investigation and/or prosecution would lead “many government lawyers to be more risk averse and politically sensitive than ever. . . .The lesson learned by many at the [CIA] is that politically sensitive counterterrorism actions should be avoided, even if they are deemed legal and even if they have the express approval of political officials. We are going to be living with this skittishness for a long time, to the detriment of our security.”

To begin with, Goldsmith’s argument that government lawyers might be more “risk averse” and “politically sensitive” in the future ignores the fact that Bush-era lawyers (with the exception of Alberto Mora and Goldsmith himself) did what they did because they didn’t want the wrath of Cheney, Addington, and Gonzales brought down on their heads.  They understood that challenging the Administration’s stated determination to shred existing laws prohibiting torture and war crimes would quickly end their careers as government lawyers.

Such fears weren’t unfounded.  In some cases, such as that of Jesselyn Radack, who challenged the some of Administration’s actions during the detention of “American Taliban” John Walker Lindh, the Administration not only pushed people out of government, but tried to blackball them with potential future employers.  In Radack’s case, they even put her on the no-fly list.

To put it another way, part of the problem with what happened over the past eight years is that so many lawyers were exactly what Goldsmith suggests they shouldn’t be: utterly risk averse and politically sensitive.  They didn’t speak out because they feared the consequences.  It’s not like Goldsmith didn’t understand this — he submitted his letter of resignation two days after he decided to withdraw Yoo’s memo and, in all likelihood, before he could be fired.

Goldsmith’s concern about limiting the ability of the CIA to conduct “politically sensitive counterterrorism operations” is equally supect.  Since Nuremberg, “legality” has never been a sufficent defense for committing war crimes and crimes against humanity.  The reality is that senior CIA officials were just as unwilling to stand up to the Administration’s desire to torture those in its custody.  In fact, some in the Agency, including Cofer Black, were eager to “take the gloves off” long before Yoo started drafting memoranda.

And as the recent controversy over the possible appointment of John Brennan to serve as CIA Director demonstrates, even those not directly involved in policy decisions are now viewed as accountable merely for being in the room when some of these decisions were discussed.

In the end, Goldsmith’s arguments simply don’t stand up to closer scrutiny.  They represent little more than a weak apologia for policies that he may slowed but nonetheless did not stop.  In fact, had Goldsmith stayed (and, in fairness, had he not been fired), he would have had to draft a replacement for the memo he withdrew.  Chances are that he would have drafted something not unlike that put forward by Dan Levin, his successor, which stated that the CIA could not be held criminally responsible for actions authorized by the Yoo memo.

It really is a shame that Goldsmith has chosen to tarnish his reputation by trying to protect the very people whom he once so courageously opposed.

Note:  As is usually the case when it comes to questions of the Bush Administration’s torture policies, Jane Mayer’s The Dark Side was indespensible in helping me reconstruct time lines and roles.

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26 November 2008 Charles J. Brown
11:53 am

Welcome, Chris Larson


I’m delighted to welcome another contributor to Undip:  Chris Larson.  Chris will look at on science and technology (S&T) issues and their impact on U.S. foreign policy.  He will examine areas within S&T that extend beyond borders: national security, education, health, environment, innovation, government reform, basic research, immigration, energy, and space.  In particular, he will look at health, innovation, and the role of the private sector - issues often ignored or misunderstood in both the mainstream media and academic journals.

Chris is Associate Director of Biology at a biotechnology company in California.  He provides molecular and cellular biology expertise for drug discovery and development efforts and serves as the project leader for several drug discovery teams. He has held positions at several biotechnology and pharmaceutical companies and led the team that discovered KC706, which completed multiple Phase II clinical trials for the treatment of rheumatoid arthritis, atherosclerosis, and pemphigus vulgaris.

Chris has authored numerous peer-reviewed scientific publications, book chapters, and patents, and he has been an invited speaker at scientific conferences. He holds a B.A. from Carleton College, obtained his Ph.D. in Chemistry from Harvard University, and completed postdoctoral training in molecular oncology at The Salk Institute for Biological Studies. He also has mentored a number of undergraduate and doctoral research dissertations, and currently serves as a mentor for the Biotechnology Institute’s Minority Fellows Program.

As is the case with all Undip contributors, Chris’s views are his own and do not reflect those of his employer.

Frankly, I don’t know why he’s slumming here, but we’re delighted to have him on the team! His first post will follow shortly.

(BTW, Chris, when Zemnata, a search engine that help bloggers find photos and links, saw the word “chemistry,”  it linked here.  I promise I won’t tell Heidi.)

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26 November 2008 Charles J. Brown
11:28 am

Headline of the Day


From Think Progress:

What’s on tap today: Obama to address economy, Bush to pardon Turkey

That about captures it.

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25 November 2008 Charles J. Brown
10:58 am

Light Blogging Day


In fact, probably no blogging.  I’m helping one of my consulting clients switch from PC to Mac and it’s going to take up most of my day.

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24 November 2008 Charles J. Brown
06:08 pm

Department of Unintentional Parodies


I wish this was a parody, but it’s not. . .

I’ll give the “Our Country Deserves Better PAC” credit for one thing — there are more people of color in their ad than there were at the entire Republican National Convention.

h/t:  Ambinder

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23 November 2008 Charles J. Brown
08:53 pm

Weekend Link Dump


Something new here at Undip:  a weekly compilation of other blogs and stories worth reading (but on which I don’t have time to offer my own observations):

Bruce Ackerman on the challenge facing new White House Counsel Greg Craig:  reducing his office’s power and authority;

Brian Bender on John Kerry’s new role:  Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee;

Max Blumenthal on Malaak Shabazz’s condemnation of al-Qaeda second-in-command Ayman al-Zawahiri’s comparing Barack Obama to a “house negro” (Shabazz is Malcolm X’s daughter);

Steve Clemons on the risks and benefits of a Clinton appointment;

Daphne Evitatar on the current conflict between State and DOD over Guantanamo detainee policy;

Anatol Lieven’s memo to Obama on what he should and should not do when it comes to foreign policy;

Robert Reich on the idiotic argument that we should save Citigroup and let GM fail;

Paul Richter on Richard Holbrooke’s delusion belief that he should be Obama’s Secretary of State;

David Schorr on the need for a coordinated State-Defense-USAID budget strategy — one that includes significant funding and personnel increases for both State and USAID;

Peter Scoblic on Marine General James L. Jones, who has emerged as the frontrunner for National Security Advisor.

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22 November 2008 Charles J. Brown
03:09 pm

Kung Fu Ping Pong


This may be the coolest thing I have ever seen.  Bruce Lee plays ping pong. . . with nunchucks.

I’d like to see Chuck Norris do that.

h/t: Danwei

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21 November 2008 Midwest McGarry
11:50 am

Where Dipnote Could Actually Be Useful


Last week I aired my complaint about the State Department’s Dipnote blog. A commenter wrote “I don’t think it’s that bad, but it’s definitely not ‘edgy.’” OK. But I want the State Department to do so much more with these powerful online megaphones.

Think about the “Obama is a ‘House Negro’” comment from Al Qaeda leader Ayman Al-Zawahiri the other day. The comment tore up the political blogosphere. Observers suggested the comment exposes a flaw in Al Qaeda strategy since the racism of the comment could hurt AQ in part of the world it is counting on for growth (Sudan, Kenya, etc.)

Furthermore, Spencer Ackerman writes:

With an American president as loathed as George W. Bush around the world, it’s easy for Al Qaeda to portray the U.S. as venal and stupid and brutish as he’s proven. Obama complicates the narrative significantly: the very color of his skin, precisely what Al Qaeda mocks, symbolizes America’s willingness to change. That’s exactly what Al Qaeda fears most.

Ilan Goldberg adds:

[AQ] paints the United States as an evil empire that oppresses its own minorities and has little regard for the rest of the world. Al Qaeda uses these types of narratives to raise funds and recruit. [snip] The election of the first African American President, one with a Muslim father, flies in the face of this narrative. It shows America as an open and tolerant society - not the oppressive empire Al Qaeda would like to portray.

People… these are the moments “public diplomacy” is made for. Zawahiri has served up a giant softball and all we have to do is jack it out of the park. Matt Armstrong makes the case here.

So, I cover my eyes, click on the link to Dipnote, peak out between my fingers, and see this: And Twitter That: Public Diplomacy in Moldova. Hmmm…

To be fair… the newest post on DipNote is from Mark Lagon (one of the highest ranking people I have seen post on DipNote). And he covers a very serious topic: Human Trafficking in the Middle East.

But still….

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20 November 2008 Charles J. Brown
12:22 pm

Deciding Not to Shake Hands


So a video clip from the G-20 meeting last weeking is making the rounds on the progosphere this morning:

Some are suggesting that world leaders were unwilling to shake Bush’s hand.  I don’t think that’s true:  it is Bush who is refusing to shake others’ hands.  Watch it again — he makes no effort at all. Contrast that with German Chancellor Angela Merkel, who follows him.

Contrary to what the CNN anchor suggests, Bush doesn’t look like the most unpopular kid in his class but rather an angry loner unwilling to engage with others.  I expect such antisocial behavior from a World of Warcraft-playing, thrash metal-listening 16-year-old, but not from the putative leader of the free world.

One other thing:  I find CNN mocking Bush a bit disingenous.  They are, after all, the same network that spent the past eight years uncritically repeating Bush Administration’s lies line on everything from Iraq to torture.

It’s times like this that I start thinking that CNN is worse than Fox New:  no matter what you might think of them, you can’t accuse Fox of inconsistency:  they adhere to a conservative line no matter who is in power. CNN, in contrast, sucks up to whichever party is in power.  That’s self-censorship, not journalism.

UPDATE:  Thanks to Undip reader Ross, who points out that somehow I managed to mistake President Lula of Brazil for Chancellor Angela Merkel of Germany.  I have no idea why — it’s not like they even remotely resemble one another.

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20 November 2008 Charles J. Brown
06:00 am

Soft Power? More Like Flabby Power


Given that President Bush won’t let The Condi pursue any serious policy initiatives, she seems to have a bit of time on her hands:

SECRETARY RICE: Good morning. I am very pleased to welcome all of you here this morning to announce our new American Public Diplomacy Envoy Ken Griffey, Jr. Ken joins Michelle Kwan, Fran Drescher, and Cal Ripken, Jr. as Americans who go out on behalf of the values of the United States – not the Government of the United States, but the values of the United States – to engage with people around the world from very special positions. And there’s nobody more special than Ken Griffey, Jr.

You know what I love about these public diplomacy envoys?  They make al Qaeda sooooo mad.  Fran Drescher’s laugh is enough to flush hardened, ruthless killers out of their caves.

Fran Drescher at the Revlon Run/Walk in May 2007

What is it with the D-list celebrities?  Fran Drescher? Fran Drescher?  What, was Kathy Griffin unavailable?

The Condi still has plenty of time to go out and recruit some more retreads stars.  Hmmm.  Who should be next?  Oh, I know!  Dean Cain — the guy who played Superman on TV in the early 90s!  Isn’t he hosting the television adaptation of Joyce’s Ulysses Ripley’s Believe it or Not on the Back Shaving Network?  I mean, he did support McCain, right?

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You’d think that she could have at the very least asked former A-list Republicans like Tom Selleck or Sylvester Stallone, for crying out loud.   You know your public diplomacy efforts aren’t going well when you can’t even get them Chuck Norris Approved.

So let me get this straight.  The United Nations gets Angelina Jolie, George Clooney and Charlize Theron.  The United States gets Fran Drescher, Ken Griffey, Jr., and Michelle Kwan.

And they say America’s capacity to project soft power is dead.

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17 November 2008 Charles J. Brown
07:57 pm

Reboot: Resubscribe


Despite valiant efforts to fix the problem with the Feedburner feed, we’ve had no luck getting to work again.  So we’re giving up.  For whatever reason, Feedburner is dead.  Long live the regular feed.

So if you’ve been a subscriber (or even if you haven’t), please take a moment and hit the subscribe button to the right.  You also can do it by clicking here.  And if you’d like to receive the comments feed, click here.

Thanks for your patience and for your support of Undip!

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15 November 2008 Charles J. Brown
11:59 am

Feed Bummer


Looks like Feed Burner is, for whatever reason, non-responsive.  Hope to have the new feed up soon.  We’ll also be adding a comments feed.  Stay tuned. . . .

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14 November 2008 Charles J. Brown
11:41 pm

Back/Midwest McGarry/Feed Burned


So I’m back in DC, after a long, arduous drive back from Sarasota.  I have lots I want to talk about (including the Hillary boomlet), but not tonight, okay?  For having just taken a vacation, I’m pretty wiped out, especially given the fact that I’ve driven something like 2,500 miles over the past 10 days (don’t ask — it seemed like a good idea at the time).

I want to thank Midwest McGarry for his intrepid blogging during my brief time away and to welcome him as a periodic contributor.  I also would like to remind him that I have photos of him that are far more incriminating than he has of me.

(What MMG didn’t mention is that shortly before this photo was taken, while out in the park, I was standing on top of the same van when an elephant started to charge.  The driver, not realizing that I was standing on top of the van, took off.  Only the quick thinking of Midwest and John Johnson (who you can see to the left in the photo MMG posted) kept me from flying off the back of the damn vehicle.)

I also would like to thank the Russian Federation for not invading any more countries while I was gone, which is what happened the last time I tried to take a few days off. (And before you write me, yes I know that there’s new evidence that Georgia started the war and that Russia merely responded blah blah blah blah — at the moment I’m too tired to care.)

One last thing:  a big thanks to those of you who have alerted us to the problem with the feed.  Right now Feedburner ranks somewhere between aggressive drivers with McCain bumper stickers and pond scum, but I hope to figure out what the hell is the problem.  We’re working on it, but as of now, still no resolution.  If we don’t get it fixed soon, we may have to ask you to resubscribe with a different feed address.  I hope to have this resolved by Monday, but you’ll know when I know.

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13 November 2008 Midwest McGarry
08:10 am

Please Mr. President


Dipnote Logo

Everyone seems to have a laundry list of things the Obama Administration simply HAS to fix on their first day in office. Personally, I trust the new people to do many, many good things without my prodding.

So I have only one simple request. Can someone please, please kill the U.S. State Department’s official blog? I mean, I appreciate the effort. But the content has been so bland and so painfully disconnected from the major events of the day.

As Charlie Brown once wrote:

Almost none of Dipnote’s features are interesting or revealing (except in the sense that it shows the degree to which the Department can grind the originality out of anything). I’m guessing that the mandarins at State have put so many clearance filters on this thing, that almost nothing of any value can get through.

So please Mr. President, put this well-intentioned tool out of its misery. And if that isn’t possible, can we at least change the name? I mean really. Dipnote? Really?

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12 November 2008 Midwest McGarry
11:36 pm

Iraq War Ends (sez fake newspaper)


Those pranksters The Yes Men struck again today. In New York and Los Angeles, they claim to have distributed more than one million copies of a very realistic looking parody of The New York Times.

The top headline: Iraq War Ends.

Other headlines of note:

  • National Health Insurance Act Passes
  • Court Indicts Bush on High Treason Charge
  • Congress Returns Civics to High School Curriculum
  • Harvard Will Shut Business School Doors

They even dummied up a fake New York Times web page.

Update: The real New York Times has the story.

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10 November 2008 Charles J. Brown
10:33 pm

“Brothers Should Pull Up Their Pants”


Greetings from sunny Florida!  Had to share this:

I just love the fact that this man is President of the United States.

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10 November 2008 Midwest McGarry
10:49 am

Great Stuff From The Ether


With Charlie gone, I will take this opportunity to promote some of my own favorite places on the web (besides Undiplomatic).

The McClatchy Blogs
The McClatchy chain of newspapers is unusual in 2008 first because they still bravely maintain a small group of international correspondents. And second because they ask those reporters to blog. The result is often very real, behind-the-headlines insight. The blogs are:

Other McClathy blogs cover the defense, diplomacy, and intelligence community in Washington, DC and veterans’ affairs.

Strange Maps
The name says it all… all they post and discuss are strange maps. These recently include forgotten kingdoms in South America, the fictional island of San Serriffe, and the availability of sweet tea in relation to southern culture.

Arts And Letters Daily
OK, I know everyone already knows about this site run by the Chronicle of Higher Education. But they still compile the best written, quirkiest, most erudite writing on the web. Without Arts And Letters Daily, I never would have found From Silver Lake to Suicide: One Family’s Secret History of the Jonestown Massacre; Place Settings: Emily Post, At Home; or False Apology Syndrome – I’m Sorry For Your Sins.

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6 November 2008 Midwest McGarry
05:00 am

Maybe It Was The Holograms


While some folks (like Charlie) spent Tuesday night at a victory celebration, most people were stuck doing the happy dance at home with Tom Brokaw, Wolf Blitzer, et al. I was surprised to see today that ABC and CNN won the night’s television ratings race.

CNN even beat NBC, CBS, and FOX. I spent most of my time watching NBC and MSNBC because I thought they had good analysis and insight. CNN annoyed me by being very conservative on calling the states and using big panels of experts who tended to talk all over one another. So how did they finish on top in the cable race?

Maybe it was the holograms.

From a galaxy far, far away, CNN imported holographic technology so Wolf Blitzer (in New York) could interview people in Chicago (Jessica Yellin and will.I.am) as if they were in THE SAME ROOM. See it here:

Gizmodo explains how the hologram worked. CNN President Jon Klein says “One day all TV news will be done that way.” Ugh.

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5 November 2008 Charles J. Brown
10:10 pm

Feed Problems


It looks like there are some problems with the Undiplomatic feed, which is usually powered by feedburner.  It’s possible that there’s an internal issue, but from what I can see on the intertubes, we’re not the only blog having problems.

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5 November 2008 Charles J. Brown
08:07 pm

Test


Testing feed.  Please ignore.

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5 November 2008 Charles J. Brown
04:45 pm

Subbing for Johnny Tonight: John Davidson


Boy did I just show my age with that joke.

As I noted earlier today, I’m taking a much-needed post-campaign celebratory trip to Florida with Molly and Greta in order to recharge my batteries.  But that doesn’t mean Undip will go off the air offline.

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

Okay, okay, I’ll stop with the lame TV sign-off jokes now.  But why did all those old test patterns have an Indian head on them?

Now, where was I?  Oh, right — a guest host.

I’m delighted to welcome Midwest McGarry, who will serve as Undip’s guest host during my psychiatric confinement vacation.  Many of you may recognize Midwest from the comments section; please don’t hold that against him.  And contrary to rumors, he is not taking on this role because he won second place in Undip’s essay contest (first place was not being asked to blog. . . ba da bing!  Thank you, ladies and gentlemen — please don’t forget to tip your waitress).

In fact, he is someone I’ve known for quite a while, and who, despite that, still manages to speak to me every once in a while.  He has worked in foreign policy for over twenty years, and brings considerable expertise on a range of issues — including quite a few that I know almost nothing about (not that that has prevented me from talking about them).  He loves baseball, John Mellencamp, the Blues Brothers, West Wing, Jon Stewart, Black Adder, Top Gear, Chicago (the city, not the band), Willie Nelson, NPR, BBC, WKRP, Cape Town, Marshall McLuhan, old scotch, cigars, and cheese.

His real life heroes are Nelson Mandela and Ron Santo. His fictional heroes are Leo McGarry [editor's note:  dur] and Atticus Finch. He believes that greater global security is the surest path to lasting American security. And while he believes Midwesterners are the hardest working people in show business the nation, he is appalled by divisive talk about who among us are “real” Americans.

So please join me in offering our sympathies to Midwest, and while you’re at it, welcome him to Undip.

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5 November 2008 Charles J. Brown
02:45 pm

What’s Next on Undip


As regular readers of this blog know, the past two weeks have seen fewer posts as I’ve spent more and more time working to get Barack Obama elected President of the United States.  Now that that task is done (woo hoo!), you might wonder what’s next for Undip.

Over the next few months, we’ll focus on the transition, particularly as it relates to foreign policy.  Over the long term, I hope to move the main focus away from domestic politics and back toward the intersection of international politics, American foreign policy, and pop culture.  That said, I anticipate that when domestic politics deserves attention, commentary, and lots of snark, we’ll be there.

I also hope to bring on several contributors that will help expand the scope of our coverage and reinforce our mission and vision.  I’ll have more on that soon.

In the short run, however, I need a break to rest, recharge, and get my voice back (and in the process, reacquaint myself with my lovely wife and darling daughter).  So over the next two weeks, I’ll be stepping back a bit while Molly, Greta and I head to Florida.  That’s not to say that I won’t post at all, only that I won’t post very much.

The good news is that a good friend and regular commenter not only will be stepping into the breach over the next two weeks, but also will become a permanent contributor over the long run.  I’ll have more on that soon.

And as always, thanks for your passionate interest in and support for Undip.

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5 November 2008 Charles J. Brown
11:45 am

Analysis of the Day


The Onion is on the case:

After emerging victorious from one of the most pivotal elections in history, president-elect Barack Obama will assume the role of commander in chief on Jan. 20, shattering a racial barrier the United States is, at long last, shitty enough to overcome. . . .

Carrying a majority of the popular vote, Obama did especially well among women and young voters, who polls showed were particularly sensitive to the current climate of everything being fucked. Another contributing factor to Obama’s victory, political experts said, may have been the growing number of Americans who, faced with the complete collapse of their country, were at last able to abandon their preconceptions and cast their vote for a progressive African-American.

Citizens with eyes, ears, and the ability to wake up and realize what truly matters in the end are also believed to have played a crucial role in Tuesday’s election.

According to a CNN exit poll, 42 percent of voters said that the nation’s financial woes had finally become frightening enough to eclipse such concerns as gay marriage, while 30 percent said that the relentless body count in Iraq was at last harrowing enough to outweigh long ideological debates over abortion. In addition, 28 percent of voters were reportedly too busy paying off medial bills, desperately trying not to lose their homes, or watching their futures disappear to dismiss Obama any longer.

I’m too happy right now to admit the underlying truth that makes this so funny.