By a vote of 59-0, the Illinois State Senate has impeached Rod Blagojevich.

Didn’t the Chicago Cardinals lose an NFL championship by that score?

Best part, he can’t ever hold office again.

I guess that means he needs a new line of work.  Given his impassioned closing statement, I’d suggest two possibilities:  playing Illinois homeboy Ronald Reagan’s character in a remake of Bedtime for Bonzo; and buying Hair Club for Men.

If it’s the latter, he could say he’s not just a bleeping client, he bought the bleeping company.  And he’s not going to just give away something so bleeping valuable.

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