Blago’s spokesperson, Kelley “I’d Rather Staple Gun My Toenails to My Forehead Than Have to Do This Job for One More Freaking Day” Quinn, in response to questions about whether the Blagonator will step down:

“At the end of the day, the top priority for our office is to serve the people,” Quinn said. “And we have not lost sight of that, nor will we lose sight of that.”

Of course you get served better if you leave a big fat tip.  Otherwise you just get screwed.

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