Every once in a while I somehow manage to beat everyone else to a story.  That happened two days ago when I speculated about whether Kim Jong “Licensed to” Il[l] was dead.  Maybe reading my story is what gave him the stroke.

I want to assure you that it wasn’t a case of good reporting.  It was pure dumb luck.

Jeffrey over at Arms Control Wonk is having a lot of fun with the report, uncovering further evidence that Kim is dead:

I understand if you play the Korean National Anthem backwards, you can hear Hu Juntao say “I buried Kim”

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