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McCain: He Works Hard for the Money. . . .
. . . .So hard for it honey.
Today, Mitt Romney said that John McCain got his seven homes as a result of hard work.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
No, really.
Speaking to reporters at a lunch sponsored by the Christian Science Monitor, Romney said that while McCain deserved his houses because of the “hard work” of himself and his family, “Barack Obama got a special deal from a convicted felon.”
“I think it was a strange thing for Barack Obama to seize upon,” Romney said. “If homes is going to be the topic of discussion that Barack Obama is going to end up on the short end of that one.”
He said “short list.” I think that’s Mittspeak for “Oh please please please puhleeeze Mr. McCain. I’ll be a good little veep. I’m sooooo sorry I said all those mean things about you.”
Actually, Mittens is telling the truth. It’s hard work to sleep around on your disabled first wife until you find a hot young heiress. And it was before Viagra, even. Now that’s stamina!
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